the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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