How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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