i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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