i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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