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Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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