I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I want to have your abortion
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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