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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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