Me. At least after what I've been through.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
