this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
why is half of my head shaved?
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