U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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