There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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