Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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