honey bunches of taint.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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