a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
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yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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