You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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