forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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