i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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