And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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