Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You ruined the universe
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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