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dude i'm inner monologue high
I look better un-naked...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
you inspire me to be a worse person
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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