found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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