Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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