you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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