she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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