i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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