so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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