that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
its liver damage thursday
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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