Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
How external is "for external use only"?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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