Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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