I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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