yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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