Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
