THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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