The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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