So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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