we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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