she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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