Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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