i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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