turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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