Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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