Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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