I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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