i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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