Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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