No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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