we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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