I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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