Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
