And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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