I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Is Oprah even human
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