I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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