The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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