I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
